Golems! Now available with all kinds of customisable intimidating glowing eye colours!

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Panel 1:
E-D is manically tapping on a tablet to produce a string of code and command the golem directly. Nancy readies her bat.

E-D: You ain’t the only one who can play a tune!

NANCY: She will be when I’m through with you!

Panel 2:
Same view. Off-panel, the golem grabs Nancy by the rucksack and lifts her off the floor.

NANCY: Oh come on! Really?!

Panel 3:
The golem has Nancy held high, E-D’s finger twitching over the ‘crush’ button on his tablet. Si has her violin raised and is terrified.

E-D: Drop it, or she’s a smear on the floor!

NANCY: You drop that, I’m a smear on the floor!

SI: Ahhhhh…

Panel 4:
Same view. One of the bars on E-D’s monitor pings green.

E-D: Oh hey! First one’s done! Great timing!

E-D: Now ya can both be smears on the floor!

SI: Ahhhhh!

Panel 5:
E-D unplugs the wiring from the first golem in the line. Its eyes are a different shade to the first golem’s.

E-D: First production model! Historic, when ya think about it.

E-D: Shame I’ll be the only witness to it in a few seconds.

Panel 6:

The golem rises to its full height. E-D has his phone ready to give the first command.

E-D: Thanks for letting me test it first!

E-D: Y’know.

E-D: On your skull.