In today’s update, we finally find out what Nancy and Sam’s deal is, and it’s the most facepalmingly soap opera nonsense ever.

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Panel 1 (wide):
The coppers slowly move to surround the two.

SI: No.

SI: This ain’t right.

SI: She saved the city!

WORDING: She knows exactly what she did to warrant arrest.

WORDING: Don’t you, Nancy?

NANCY: You’re in the pocket of the Malign Forces of Randomness! I don’t need to subscribe to your false authority!

SOLOMON: If you start saying it’s illegal to use a legal name I swear I will punch you super hard.

Panel 2:
Wording stares down Nancy.

WORDING: There’s no escaping this time, you’re surrounded by an armed response unit.

NANCY (off-panel): No I’m not, there’s no radio chatter.

Panel 3:
Nancy stares right back.

NANCY: I can take all of you.

NANCY: You know I can take all of you.

NANCY: So why insult my intelligence like this?

Panel 4:
Closeup of Wording’s face.

WORDING: Are you really going to whack your dad with a bat?

Panel 5:
Closeup of screaming Nancy.

NANCY: You’re not my dad!