In today’s update, the real Dark Souls begins.

There are few moments more memorable than seeing a boss health meter stretch across the screen.

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Panel 1:
Bayeaux is encased in a swarming Akira-blob of Paladins, grinning his face off.

BAYEAUX: Be honoured, child! You’re about to bear witness to a second Renaissance!

Panel 2:
Bayeaux is swallowed completely as the Paladins fuse into a single being.

BAYEAUX: And this one’s going to stick around a lot longer than the first one!

Panel 3 (tall + wide):
We pull back to see the giant multi-tentacled armoured version of the Paladins at the heart of a hundred flickering static monitors, transmitting German.

INTERFACE: PERFECT BAYEAUX - Boss Meter [-------------------------so wide it disappears off the side of the panel.

BAYEAUX: This one has claws!