Chapter 2 – Page 065
Hey kid, you don’t look so hot.
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Panel 1 (wide):
Closeup of Si’s beaming face with the minimap reflected in her eyeballs. The boss meter is shrinking and going haywire.
SI: Down right!
POXBOI (game): Stop it!
SI: Two to the left!
POXBOI (game): I’m warning you!
SI: Straight up!
POXBOI (game): You’re dead!
SI: Up and across!
SI (box): Man, this is way better than Angry Birds. What’ve I been missing out on all this time?
Panel 2:
An utterly exhausted POXBOi staggers toward the last remaining box of Pocky, skateboard melting away in his arm until the two halves clatter on the floor.
POXBOi: Please…
POXBOi: ...just one…
POXBOi: ...just gimme a…
Panel 3:
Nancy’s boot comes crashing down on the bottom railing, destroying the stash completely. POXBOi collapses on his knees, distraught.
POXBOi: ...no…
INTERFACE: Achievement Unlocked: Nothing But Veggies For You Young Man!
Panel 4:
POXBOi picks through the Pocky’s remains with his ruined hand, but the crumbs just slip through his fingers.
POXBOi: Just...just one crumb…
POXBOI: ...please…
Panel 5:
POXBOi gives up, staring up at the approaching boots, gradually dissipating.
NANCY (off-panel): The achilles heel of all radical dudes everywhere.
NANCY (off-panel): Corporate sponsorship.
Closeup of Si’s beaming face with the minimap reflected in her eyeballs. The boss meter is shrinking and going haywire.
SI: Down right!
POXBOI (game): Stop it!
SI: Two to the left!
POXBOI (game): I’m warning you!
SI: Straight up!
POXBOI (game): You’re dead!
SI: Up and across!
SI (box): Man, this is way better than Angry Birds. What’ve I been missing out on all this time?
Panel 2:
An utterly exhausted POXBOi staggers toward the last remaining box of Pocky, skateboard melting away in his arm until the two halves clatter on the floor.
POXBOi: Please…
POXBOi: ...just one…
POXBOi: ...just gimme a…
Panel 3:
Nancy’s boot comes crashing down on the bottom railing, destroying the stash completely. POXBOi collapses on his knees, distraught.
POXBOi: ...no…
INTERFACE: Achievement Unlocked: Nothing But Veggies For You Young Man!
Panel 4:
POXBOi picks through the Pocky’s remains with his ruined hand, but the crumbs just slip through his fingers.
POXBOi: Just...just one crumb…
POXBOI: ...please…
Panel 5:
POXBOi gives up, staring up at the approaching boots, gradually dissipating.
NANCY (off-panel): The achilles heel of all radical dudes everywhere.
NANCY (off-panel): Corporate sponsorship.