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Panel 1 (wide):
Young Nancy wheels a trolley into a derelict warehouse teetering on the edge of a sandpit leading up to the Stratford Canal.

NANCY (box): ‘I found me an empty warehouse in Stratford where I could experiment in peace.’

NANCY (box): ‘This was before the Olympics, there were still large swathes of the East End that were post-apocalyptic wastelands.’

SI (box): ‘When ya really think, ain’t Westfield centres jus’ another kindof post-apocalyptic wasteland?’

NANCY (box): ‘Oi, I’m the cynic here, getcher own gig.’

Panel 2:
Nancy’s phone, hooked up to all kinds of wires, is foregrounded as she hooks up a mountain of equipment in the back.

NANCY (box): ‘Hooking up electricity was the hard bit, after that…’

NANCY (box): ‘...like, I was going off a printed Usenet post and half-remembered bits of the Anarchist Cookbook, there’s no way it shoulda slotted together as easy as it did.’

Panel 3:
Closeup of two buttons on the front panel of a piece of equipment, both of which Nancy is somehow able to press with her right index finger simultaneously.

NANCY (box): ‘Just being near the equipment was breaking down reality ever so slightly.’

NANCY (box): ‘Little things at first.’

Panel 4 (narrow):
Nancy stares confused at the buttons she pressed with just the one finger to do it.

NANCY: …the hell just happe-?

Panel 5 (narrow):
Same view. Nancy’s face registers confusion and Nancy’s other spatially-displaced face registers a searing migraine.

NANCY: -ngh!

Panel 6 (narrow):
Same view. Nancy rubs the temple of her reconstituted head.

NANCY (box): ‘Reason seven hundred why I needed to stop.’

SI (box): ‘Which you ignored?’

NANCY (box): ‘Naturally.’