I hope everyone in London is taking care of themselves while The Beast from the East inflicts General Winter upon us. I happened to glance out the window this afternoon and the city had disappeared in a Silent Hill whiteout.

And in case any climate change denialists decide to use this week’s crazy weather as an argumentative quiver in their bow, feel free to thwack this article in their faces.*

Wrap up warm, get home early, and check the TFL website for advice before travelling, fellow Londoners!

*Figuratively, not literally – thwacking newspapers in people’s faces is rude